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Homo-what???

Disclaimer: This is going to be a very personal post. You’re going to learn more about my husband that you ever wanted to. The goal of this post is to fill you in on why we are about to become strict vegetarians with serious vegan tendencies. Soooo…here goes!

We love animals. I’ve worked with wild animals for years and think birds are the cutest things ever…even vultures (they’re so fluffy!). But animal welfare is not the reason Drew and I have decided to give up meat and a whole heck of a lot of dairy. We are making this choice for health reasons. I believe the term is “nutritional vegetarianism” as opposed to “ethical vegetarianism.” Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE critters, but a really cute cow is not going to make me want to give up Five Guys. Having a loving husband who could die because of animal protein? Yeah, that’ll make me give it up in a heartbeat.

Let me explain. Drew has a disease called homocystinuria. Big word. Most doctors have no idea what it means. The simplest answer is that it’s the reason Drew has had 8 eye surgeries in 10 years…and 2 gum grafts…and 2 back surgeries for scoliosis. And it is definitely the reason why Drew’s risk of heart attack or stroke is way too high to imagine.

Ready for the not-so-simple explanation? Homocystinuria is one type of amino acid disorder. People with this condition have problems breaking down amino acids called methionine and homocystine from the foods they eat. Enzymes are little molecules that are in our bodies to break up proteins (made up of amino acids) so that the body can use them. People with homocystinuria are either missing the enzyme that breaks down methionine and homocystine, or it is not functioning properly. Essentially, those two amino acids build up in the blood stream and cause all sorts of un-fun problems. The biggest risk to untreated individuals is suffering from a heart attack or stroke at a young age (like, 30-ish).

Can you guess what foods contain the most methionine? Yeah. Meats…and eggs and cheese and milk…pretty much all animal proteins contain the amino acid methionine. Unfortunately, a lot of vegetables, beans and nuts contain it too, but they exist in small amounts and, let’s face it, Drew has to eat something, right?

The only treatments for this condition are: 1) take vitamin b supplements and 2) eat a low-methionine diet. Drew’s doing both, and I’m totally doing it with him (except for the supplements, of course). I mean, I’m completely addicted to all things creamy and cheesy, but I’m not about to eat that stuff in front of him or even keep it in the house if he can’t have it.

So, we are starting this journey together. Because that’s what we were meant to do. Because I would rather live my life with him in it than eat cheeseburgers all by myself. Because I would do absolutely anything for that man. Because I love him.

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Random Convo’s w/ The Hubs

I know it’s been a while, but I hope to make up for my lack of blog-friendliness with a couple of laughs, mmmkay? Here goes…

In which we discuss Cannibalism:

The Hubs: Do you think humans are white meat or dark meat?

Me: [Insert obnoxious sciency facts here.] So I think we’re red meat. MAYBE like pork, but DEFINITELY not chicken. No way. Why?

The Hubs: Just wondering…

(Totally not scared folks…or am I?)

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In which we discuss fidelity:

Me: I’m so confident that you will always be faithful to me.

The Hubs: That’s good…..Now can I tell you about the time I WASN”T faithful to you?

Me: [snorty laugh]

The Hubs: WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY!?!?

Me: [laughing histerically]

The Hubs: THAT’S WAS MY BEST ACTING RIGHT THERE!

Me: [still laughing]

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I actually have more but can’t post them due to their crazy obscene content. Let’s just say that we had a back porch bonding weekend, filled with alcohol and rich food. It was glorious. You know what else is glorious? GOING TO SEE BOOYAH FOR THANKSGIVING!!!

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Four Years

Four years ago today, we packed up our prettiest clothes and headed to the country to tie the knot. There was cake. There was music and dancing. There was family. But most importantly, there was love. Magical, beautiful love.

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Random Conversations w/ The Hubs

We interrupt your regularly scheduled 30×30 programming to bring you another installment of Random Conversations w/ The Hubs!

These are brought to you by our devoted sponsors, football and alcohol. (ahem…WAR EAGLE!)

Whilst enjoying a lovely dinner out in DC:

The Hubs: The table next to us is talking about Galileo…and we’re talking about doodie. I feel so inadequate.

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While laying in bed next to The Hubs, after spending the day riding the metro, drinking juice at the Smithsonian, and getting drunk with a gay secret service agent (it was a full day, ya’ll…also, I don’t remember this AT ALL):

Me: Get me the honda and the juice!

The Hubs: WHAT?!?!

Me: And the fares for the metro. All of them.

The Hubs: I don’t know what you’re talking about!

Me: Get. Me. THE METRO FARES!

The Hubs: There’s a lot of different fares! I’m not getting them all for you tonight. (He obviously had no idea this was the drunk talking, so he really got mad at me.)

Me: Ugh! Never mind! You suck. I’m mad.

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While watching football:

Me: I like Eli Manning better. He’s cuter.

The Hubs: You oughtta see the Jets quarterback!

Me: *’you’re gay’ stare*

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This cardboard cutout of Cam Newton (made by The Hubs himself!) is the topic of this final convo:

The Hubs: We have to hang him somewhere. *looks at Cardboard Cam like he hurt his feelings* But I didn’t mean that in a racist way!

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Shiver Me Timbers

I think pirates are pretty classy. Especially when that pirate is my husband, who had pirate surgery today. (For a visual and an explanation, click here, except this time it was his good eye.) While I love taking care of The Hubs and am actually a decent wife when he is ill (seriously, that means I do dishes and stuff), its simply not fair that the first day of 30×30 is a casual day. Sure, I could dress up and look spiffy for the camera, but I would change in an instant anyway. And that would just be cheating. I mean, who wants to sit in a waiting room in a dress? Not I, said The Nerd.

I’ll make up for it tomorrow. *thatswhatshesaid*


For those who know and love The Hubs, he is home now and doing well. I should technically retract the pirate statement, since he actually came home without an eye patch this time.

P.S. My friend Genevieve accepted the 30×30 Challenge as well! Check out what she came up with.

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The District

We had a lovely time in “The District.” Here is a picture list of a few things we managed to do:

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that time I was covered in glitter.

The Hubs and I woke up early the day after Christmas.  We had somewhere important to be.  That somewhere was Panera Bread in Auburn, where we met the infamous and lovely Booyah!  She was everything I expected and more…wait, that sounds weird.  She was awesome…better?

We ate breakfast, exchanged gifts (homemade caramel sauce for her and Seattle coffee and space “noodles” for me!), and laughed at the guy who told me I couldn’t get a caramel machiatto because its not Starbucks.  Whatevs, old man.  The Bucks didn’t invent the machiatto.  The Italians did.  And then they went to work for Starbucks.

*Sidenote:  Booyah’s great-grandmother’s name is Pussy.  Yes, Pussy.  I had to remind our friend that she was in Alabama and couldn’t yell out her great-grandmother’s name in the middle of Panera.

As we were leaving, I was all, “PICTURESSSSS!!!!!” and Booyah was all, “ITS FREAKIN COOOOLD IN ALA-FREAKIN-BAMA, YO!”  I told her to suck it up and we did it.  And by “did it” I mean “took pictures.”

We said goodbye after the pictures, but then had that awkward moment where you say goodbye and then you end up walking in the same direction.  As I got in the car, I realized I was completely covered in glitter.  It was unreal.  When asked about it she simply replied, “I tend to leave a fine dust of glitter everywhere. I’m part fairy. (The not-gay kind.)”

Damn she’s special.

Since we were already in Auburn, The Hubs had to take me on a tour of his college town.  It was lovely.  They’ve done a lot of work in Auburn, including tear down where he used to live to build new campus housing and parking lots.  This is where his old house used to be:

But we went to the stadium and he cheered up when I snapped this pic:

WAR DAMN EAGLE, BITCHES!

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That time The Hubs fooled the internets.

Picture this…

I’m laying on the couch.  Almost asleep.  When The Hubs grabs my phone and starts playing around on it.  I have absolutely nothing to hide and couldn’t care less what he does with my phone, so I just fell asleep and didn’t think anything of it.

Two hours later…

I wake up from my 2 hour nap just after midnight.  The Hubs is still watching TV.  I see my phone blinking at me.  I grab it.  I see over 25 emails, tweets, text messages and missed calls.  In just two hours.  That’s when I said, “What did you write on my twitter and facebook?!?!”  He just laughed and said he’s been following the comments for 2 hours.

So I open up my twitter.  THIS is what I find:

This is when I also laughed.  Along with an “OH MY GOD!” for good measure.

Then I checked my facebook.  What you are about to see is my “pregnant” facebook status, along with dozens of other comments, including mine after I found this little gem.  Notice the ones who know me well enough NOT to take it seriously…

First of all, most of you suck.  How can you not know me at all?  ME?!?!?!  A MOTHER?!?!?!  Puh-leeze.

Now The Hubs just needs to apologize to his mother.  Because she looked me in the eyes one day a while back and said, “I better not hear that you’re pregnant from facebook!”  Not only do I think she found out last night, but she isn’t speaking to us at the moment, even after my text explaining what happened.  Yeah.  She may be pissed.

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We’re legit.

Remember that time I asked you to pick a song so I could make a video, Keenan Cahill style?  Well, your song choices were fantastic, but The Hubs and I decided to collaborate on this one and go with our own choice.  And there’s not just one video, friends.  There are two.  In all their glorious ridiculousness.  The first is a very quick tribute to this year’s SEC CHAMPS!  The second is our encore performance…in which I forget half the words and look like an idiot.  But its cool.  I’m not even the star of this show.  You’ll see…

P.S. Mad props to The Hubs for editing this crap.

P.P.S. Make sure you watch the 2nd video all the way to the end.  You’ll see why I love this man.

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