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Let’s try this again.

According to Benjamin Franklin, “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. “  If you look this up in a real live dictionary, it obviously isn’t true, but it is a nice phrase.  My point is that I would be absolutely INSANE if I tried last year’s resolution again this year.  Besides, I didn’t fail too bad.  I made it to September!

My New Year’s Resolution for 2011 is simple:  video-document our entire year.  Thanks to my lovely grandmother, Algie, and the amazing Flip camera she got me for Christmas, this is totally possible.  And easy.

For a little glimpse into some of our favorite homemade videos, click here.

Happy New Year, everybody!!!  I’ll be working until 11pm, but then I will be sure to join in the festivities.  I hope your 2011 brings you much love and happiness!

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that time I was covered in glitter.

The Hubs and I woke up early the day after Christmas.  We had somewhere important to be.  That somewhere was Panera Bread in Auburn, where we met the infamous and lovely Booyah!  She was everything I expected and more…wait, that sounds weird.  She was awesome…better?

We ate breakfast, exchanged gifts (homemade caramel sauce for her and Seattle coffee and space “noodles” for me!), and laughed at the guy who told me I couldn’t get a caramel machiatto because its not Starbucks.  Whatevs, old man.  The Bucks didn’t invent the machiatto.  The Italians did.  And then they went to work for Starbucks.

*Sidenote:  Booyah’s great-grandmother’s name is Pussy.  Yes, Pussy.  I had to remind our friend that she was in Alabama and couldn’t yell out her great-grandmother’s name in the middle of Panera.

As we were leaving, I was all, “PICTURESSSSS!!!!!” and Booyah was all, “ITS FREAKIN COOOOLD IN ALA-FREAKIN-BAMA, YO!”  I told her to suck it up and we did it.  And by “did it” I mean “took pictures.”

We said goodbye after the pictures, but then had that awkward moment where you say goodbye and then you end up walking in the same direction.  As I got in the car, I realized I was completely covered in glitter.  It was unreal.  When asked about it she simply replied, “I tend to leave a fine dust of glitter everywhere. I’m part fairy. (The not-gay kind.)”

Damn she’s special.

Since we were already in Auburn, The Hubs had to take me on a tour of his college town.  It was lovely.  They’ve done a lot of work in Auburn, including tear down where he used to live to build new campus housing and parking lots.  This is where his old house used to be:

But we went to the stadium and he cheered up when I snapped this pic:

WAR DAMN EAGLE, BITCHES!

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This sums it up.

Ya’ll.  Christmas Eve is the most wonderful day of the year.  Every year since I was born, I’ve spent Christmas Eve at my Mimi’s house, where family and friends get together for amazing food, lots of wine, and singing!!!  Yes, we sing.  We sing a lot.  And the best song?  The 12 Days of Christmas!  We do it up right, ya’ll.  As a matter of fact, I may record it for you tonight, so you can see just how amazing we are.  We could be a traveling singing family group, like the Von Trapp Family Singers!  Only we would be called the McCorvey-Duke-Kirkland-Carden-Freeman-Davis Family Singers.  Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

We are also starting a new tradition with The Hubs’ family this year, in which we have breakfast together on Christmas Eve morning.  This will make up for the fact that I’m always stealing the MIL’s son from her every Christmas.  I think I’m going to love this new tradition…and the mimosas.

Here are some pictures from last year’s family festivities.  Happy Christmas, Ya’ll!

And for old times sake…

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Word.

I put my blog address into Wordle and these are the most used words on this here slice of the interwebs (click picture for a better view):

I like that most of these words are happy words.  And that I say “Hubs” the most.  And that “love” and “job” are pretty big too.

This is nice!  You should totally do it too.

*Sidenote:  I meet Booyah in  FOUR DAYS!!!!!!!  This will require a video camera and a good attitude in the morning.  I have both…does she?

P.S. I just realized that whole video camera and morning thing made our visit sound kinda kinky.  Not intended that way, but totes keeping it exactly the way I wrote it.  Just for giggles.

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Mixing Business and Pleasure

Guess where I’m going today?

This is technically a “business” trip, but Ima make it my business to have fun!

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MIA?

Ya’ll.  Can I just tell you how much I love my job?  I seriously love it.  Which is why I’ve been MIA from my blog and only posting once a week or so.  For that, I apologize.  But I still want to tell you all the reasons why I love my new job so much.

First, I don’t think I’ve ever really explained what I do.  While working briefly at an oiled wildlife rehab center during the oil spill, I was stressing The Hubs out to the max because I was depressed that there were no jobs here for me.  We don’t have an aquarium or a zoo close enough to work at.  I couldn’t find any writing jobs either.  (Those are my two big things by the way…science and writing.)  And I most certainly was not going back to being a high school teacher.  I would rather pluck my eyelashes out.

I kept bugging The Hubs about moving.  I was already applying to jobs on the west coast, even though The Hubs was in no shape to move us since he has a wonderful steady job in this economy.  I was being selfish.  And a lousy wife.

So I found The Exploreum.  I already knew about it of course.  And by “knew about it” I mean “visited very frequently.”  Science museums rock my world.  And The Hubs’ too.  That’s why we like each other.  That’s the only reason.

I became a Presenter.  That’s someone who works in the labs (BioLab or ChemLab) and does really fun demonstrations for school groups and other visitors.  I got to make things explode and play with snakes and whatnot.  It was fun, but I was still missing something.  When there weren’t groups, I was just sitting around, not using my brain and my other skills.

Until a job opened up.  A job higher up in the education department.  A job that involved lots of script writing and outreach opportunities.  Ya’ll.  A job RIGHT UP MY FREAKIN’ ALLEY!

Obviously, I got the job…and so did two of my other coworkers.  There is so much programming and writing that needs to be done that just hiring one person wasn’t going to cut it.

So back to why I love my job so much, right?  Ok, here goes…

  • It combines science and writing.  BAM!  Perfect combination.
  • There is always work to be done.  I do not have a free moment and I love that.  I do tend to get overwhelmed at times, but I’m working on that and trying to be flexible.
  • I get to write scripts like “Edible Snot” and “Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream Dots.”  Those are Dippin’ Dots, ya’ll.  We just can’t call them that.  By the way, if anyone can think of a cooler name than that, please let me know.  I’m having trouble with it.  Booyah, this may be your territory!
  • Its a freakin’ science museum!  Seriously!  We get traveling exhibits all the time and the next one is giant mechanical insects!  So effing cool.

There are more reasons why I love my job, but I think the most important reason is this:  I’m happy with staying in Mobile now, at least for a while, which makes The Hubs happy because he can stay at his happy job.  Lots of happiness, ya’ll.

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That time The Hubs fooled the internets.

Picture this…

I’m laying on the couch.  Almost asleep.  When The Hubs grabs my phone and starts playing around on it.  I have absolutely nothing to hide and couldn’t care less what he does with my phone, so I just fell asleep and didn’t think anything of it.

Two hours later…

I wake up from my 2 hour nap just after midnight.  The Hubs is still watching TV.  I see my phone blinking at me.  I grab it.  I see over 25 emails, tweets, text messages and missed calls.  In just two hours.  That’s when I said, “What did you write on my twitter and facebook?!?!”  He just laughed and said he’s been following the comments for 2 hours.

So I open up my twitter.  THIS is what I find:

This is when I also laughed.  Along with an “OH MY GOD!” for good measure.

Then I checked my facebook.  What you are about to see is my “pregnant” facebook status, along with dozens of other comments, including mine after I found this little gem.  Notice the ones who know me well enough NOT to take it seriously…

First of all, most of you suck.  How can you not know me at all?  ME?!?!?!  A MOTHER?!?!?!  Puh-leeze.

Now The Hubs just needs to apologize to his mother.  Because she looked me in the eyes one day a while back and said, “I better not hear that you’re pregnant from facebook!”  Not only do I think she found out last night, but she isn’t speaking to us at the moment, even after my text explaining what happened.  Yeah.  She may be pissed.

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We’re legit.

Remember that time I asked you to pick a song so I could make a video, Keenan Cahill style?  Well, your song choices were fantastic, but The Hubs and I decided to collaborate on this one and go with our own choice.  And there’s not just one video, friends.  There are two.  In all their glorious ridiculousness.  The first is a very quick tribute to this year’s SEC CHAMPS!  The second is our encore performance…in which I forget half the words and look like an idiot.  But its cool.  I’m not even the star of this show.  You’ll see…

P.S. Mad props to The Hubs for editing this crap.

P.P.S. Make sure you watch the 2nd video all the way to the end.  You’ll see why I love this man.

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