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Break-up and Divorce Cards

This is probably THE most awesome thing I have seen…like, EVER!

I was browsing the internets this morning when I came across JackCards.com and thought they had the cutest birthday and holiday cards….then I found their stash of breakup and divorce cards.  FOR REALS YO!  Check these out:

On the inside: blank

On the inside: I will make them chase me.

And finally, my personal favorite:

On the inside: Please disregard this if you crazy kids have decided to work it out.

Awesome.

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Christmas Wish List

Yes, I am yet ANOTHER blogger with a Christmas Wish List displayed up on the internets.  But come along anyway, childrens.  I probably won’t get a single thing on this list, since The Hubs already got my Taekwando classes as a Christmas gift, but a girl can dream, can’t she?

1. Vintage 1980′s Grey Leather Clutch, $15

2. Lela Rose for Payless Garrison Suede Wedge, $29.99 – Ummmm, HELLLOOOOO! Purple suede wedge pumps?  Hells yeah! (Size 7.5 please.)

3. An assortment of cake pedestals for my cakes

4. Forever 21 Gift Card…I could buy just about anything in that store.

Aaaaaand, that’s all folks!

What do you want for Christmas?

P.S. I just purchased the gifts for all of my favorite ladies.  They are going to LOVE them!

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New Moon (Part 2)

I saw New Moon.  I almost peed my pants.  I was seriously giddy and shaky like a little school girl as the opening credits came on.  I know…ridiculous!  But oh so awesome.  What’s wrong with feeling that way every now and then, anyway?  It makes me feel young and I LIKE IT!

So I have a few comments about New Moon.  Some good.  Some not so good.  All very necessary.  SPOILER ALERT!  If you haven’t read the books or seen the movie, TURN BACK NOW.  Otherwise………enjoy.  :)

1. Michael Sheen rocked as Aro!  He acted exactly how I pictured the character to act: smug, delighted in the downfall of others, curious about other people’s minds.  Brilliant!

2. Taylor can act.  Really, he can.  No wonder they kept him.  My girl Maura thinks they are force-feeding him hGH, but hey…whatevs.

3. Dakota only stood and smiled.  Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely LOVE Dakota Fanning, and I love that they picked her for this role (other than the age thing, which will be discussed later on).  Its about time she played someone other than a screaming laughing little girl.  But she didn’t do much this go round.  That’s the story though.  Wait till Eclipse, when she actually starts killing folks with her freakin’ mind!

4. Alice would NEVER have worn that.  WTF?  Perhaps Alice had to choose whatever covered up the most skin, so I understand the gloves and the scarf, but what is that striped poncho she’s wearing?  No.  No no.  That is soooo not Alice.

5. The wolves looked awesome!  They did a great job with the special effects in this movie, especially the wolf pack.  One million thumbs up to Summit for that!

6. Some people aren’t happy about Edward being a visual hallucination in the movie as opposed to only a voice in Bella’s head in the book.  I personally agree with the visual interpretation, because it makes it more appealing in a movie format.  I mean, if he were just a voice it wouldn’t make as much sense in a movie.

7. Kristen Stewart is my queen.  She did an A-to-the-MAZING job, as always.  The best part about her is that I think she IS Bella in real life.  At least, she acts like it in interviews.  She’s awkward, has trouble speaking, fidgets with her hair.  She freakin IS Bella.  End. Of. Story.

8. Was it really necessary to paint on Edward’s abs?  It just didn’t look right.  Why didn’t they make RPatz do some sit-ups or something.  I mean, Taylor got him some real muscle. Mmmmkkaaaaayyyy???

Edward, before enhanced abs (the dots are for the special effects)

Edward, after enhanced abs.  See the difference?

9. Alice’s hair looks so much better in this movie!

Alice in Twilight

Alice in New Moon

10. Alec and Jane should have been younger.  Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love who they chose for the roles, I just feel like Bella described them more like children than teenagers.  And think how dramatic it would be to have a couple of 10-year-olds cast as two of the most powerful vampires in the world.

11. And finally, let’s talk about Mike and Jessica.  They were definitely my favorite part of the movie!  They brought some comedic relief to the otherwise dark world of New Moon.  As a matter of fact, all of Bella’s human friends were funny.  Thanks, humans!

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New Moon (Part 1)

Things you should know about me:

1) I’m addicted to The Twilight Saga.

2) I’ve read the entire series twice, and am reading it for the third time now.

3) I secretly wish The Hubs were a vampire.

4) I like things that sparkle, therefore, I like Edward.

5) Reading Twilight made me realize that I am very clumsy.

6) I’m going to see New Moon at 1pm on tomorrow, instead of midnight tonight, for reasons that will be revealed in Part 2.

7) I just might pee my pants during the opening credits.

So ummm, where’d you get that book, Rob?

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Miley Cyrus’ Clothing Line

I don’t generally care for Walmart, nor do I care for Miley Cyrus.  But ever since Miley teamed up with clothing designer Max Azria, I’m beginning to come around.  The clothes are inexpensive and very cute!

I want this top:

$6 Graphic Tee

and these purple cords:

to go with my favorite gray boots:

And of course a cute cardigan:

And why not throw in a ring as well:

I normally wear a necklace with everything but I’m thinking that would be a bit much with this top.  I love this outfit though!!!

What do you think?

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Wuthering Heights

I love to read.  In fact, I am constantly reading.  Its become a sick addiction, really.  Its so bad that I sometimes have to weigh my options even when I know which should be a priority.  For example: Housework or reading???  Hmmmmm….that’s a toughie.

I read my fair share of trash as well.  Hey, they may not be the classics, but at least I’m using my brain.  So what if I’m infatuated with vampires and secretly wish The Hubs would bite me…did I just go there?  Yep.  I soooo went there.

One of those trashy series I am constantly reading over and over is the Twilight Saga (4 more days to New Moon!!!!).  And in the 3rd book, Eclipse, Bella and Edward discuss the classic book, Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte.  Of course, I absolutely HAD to read it since its Bella’s favorite book!

So I tried.  Really, I tried.  But I didn’t get very far.  The old-timey language was confusing and, let’s face it, I have a hard enough time concentrating in the first place.  Throw some mixed up form of old english in there and you’ve lost me.

Nope.  Not a chance.

So yesterday, during my wonderfully lazy Sunday afternoon, I saw the original 1939 Wuthering Heights movie was on!  WHAT?!?!?!  Jackpot people.  Jackpot.

It was black and white.  The sound was awful but the music was grand.  It was lovely.  But the story…meh.  I could live without Cathy and Heathcliff.  I am aware that I am pissing people off at this very moment, but my question is:

WHY THE HECK IS THIS A CLASSIC???

Seriously?!?!?!  I don’t get it.  I was mad the entire time.  I wanted to yell at the tv.  If I had yelled at the tv, this is what I would have said:

“Cathy, are you serious?  Do you have delusions of grandeur?  Have you lost your mind?  True love is not about MONEY!!!  Duh!”

“Heathcliff, what the hell are you thinking?  You may be the stable boy, but she’s the poor one when it comes to love.  Why did you even come back, you sorry loser.  You could do soooooo much better.”

Yeah, those were my thoughts.

So please, enlighten me.  Why is Wuthering Heights such a “masterpiece”?

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Grandpa’s plaid shirt turned chic

Ok, so this shirt wasn’t MY grandpa’s shirt, but it certainly gives off that vibe, doesn’t it?  I found it at Goodwill today for only $3 and absolutely had to have it!  See, plaid is so in right now, and while I want to be IN, I just don’t want to spend the IN prices and purchase something that will be junk someday anyway.  I mean, isn’t it more eco-friendly if I can turn junk into something worth wearing?  YES!

Now, I can’t sew…yet.  If I could sew, I would shorten this shirt, shorten the sleeves, take in some excess at the underarms, and add some darts to make it more girly.  Then it could stand alone….but I can’t sew.

I can, however, add a cute cardigan…and a pair of skinny jeans, rolled up at the cuff all retro style…and some maroon flats.

I am aware that I’m not smiling.  I’m trying to figure out this posing thing.

YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!  Oh, it came together perfectly!  So perfectly, in fact, that The Hubs was fighting me for the shirt.  I can’t make this stuff up.

Would you wear this?

Shirt: thrifted

Cardigan: Target

Jeans: Forever 21

Flats: Gap

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