the nerd reviews stuff…
Welcome back to another edition of…well, stuff I have opinions on. Its very likely that you love many things on this list…and I pretty much hate them all.
P.S. I promise I’m not typically a pessimist, but some things just need to be said.
1. The Hangover – Seriously! What the hell is the deal with this movie?!?!?! I love a funny, senseless, perverted movie just as much as the rest of you, but The Hangover is not one of those. I just don’t get it. At all.
2. Nickleback – The lead singer sounds constipated…all the effing time. I prescribe 1 Herba-Lax before bed every night. It works wonders! But it won’t cure your vocals. (P.S. I wanted to find the pic with the most douche-ness and I’m pretty damn proud of myself for making that happen!)
3. Neutragena Build-a-Tan – This stuff turned me orange! Well, just a spot on my arm. Thank God I tested it first or I would have looked like Paris Hilton in The Fake Tan-Off of 2008.
4. Mayonnaise – This stuff is sicknaaaaaaaast! WTF? Who invented this dreadful concoction that is sure to make me gag just by smelling it? Is this some cruel joke of the universe? I’m not one to send food back (like that stringy, hard to eat $31 lobster at Ruth’s Chris last week), but I can guarantee an automatic send-back if there is mayo anywhere near that plate. The end.
5. Uggs – The boots were named correctly, but apparently people love them and spend hundreds of dollars on them. I just don’t get it. Oh they keep your feet warm? We don’t need those here in Mobile, Alabama! And if you do live up north, its not like you can where them in the snow. They are made of suede! Madness. Madness, I tell ya.
6. Saw Movies – Saw 1 was ok. Saw 2 was pushing it. All the rest of them are completely unnecessary. That is all.
7. Miley Cyrus – Oh lawd. What can I say about this chick. I can’t stand her. I’m not quite sure what it is about her. Just hearing her speak makes me cringe. Seriously. I don’t know why, I just know that I can’t go see “The Last Song” because I will die from Miley overload. P.S. Why did Vanity Fair make her look like a vampire? Not cool, VF. Not cool at all.
Soon, my friends, I will compile a list of some of my most favorite things…to keep things balanced!
Thursday 25, 2010
Wow you are so funny my friend!
Thursday 25, 2010
you know what? these things had to be said and you said them… bless you.
i too totally effing HATE Miley’s voice. I’m talking about her speaking voice. gross.
Thursday 25, 2010
I agree with all the above EXCEPT the hangover. that movie cracks me up.
Thursday 25, 2010
I totally agree with you about mayonnaise, Miley Cyrus, & Uggs. Seriously, WTF!¿!?
Thursday 25, 2010
If you said anything different about The Hangover, we could not be friends. I, like you, love stupid senseless movies, but this… not one of them – not even close, not remotely, etc. and so forth and so on.