Cases in which a pregnant lady is totally allowed to pull the “pregnancy card” and trump everyone else:
-freaking out and crying uncontrollably at work. no shame.
-laying around all day long, watching grey’s anatomy on netflix.
-wearing pajamas to the post office. say something.
-eating an entire chocolate cake.
-complaining because people won’t stop checking up on you. there’s a limit, people.
-having a little lice problem while 9 months pregnant. it happened. let’s move on and not talk about it.
-walking the dog every single day, but not “progressing” towards labor and getting poison oak instead. at 40 weeks. ouch.