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the pregnancy card

Cases in which a pregnant lady is totally allowed to pull the “pregnancy card” and trump everyone else:

-freaking out and crying uncontrollably at work. no shame.

-laying around all day long, watching grey’s anatomy on netflix.

-wearing pajamas to the post office. say something.

-eating an entire chocolate cake.

-complaining because people won’t stop checking up on you. there’s a limit, people.

-having a little lice problem while 9 months pregnant. it happened. let’s move on and not talk about it.

-walking the dog every single day, but not “progressing” towards labor and getting poison oak instead. at 40 weeks. ouch.

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